alright 1 am time to finish 64 ib chem questions and maybe study math and make food and wake up at 6am, staying on tumblr, g’day
Clara I will shoot you in the foot do not complain about ib one more time i swear
alright 1am time to write my essay and wake up at 6am, tuning out tumblr, so goodnight to all <3
YOU REBLOGGED IT TOO YOU SAUCY MINX
Madie thats glee are you lost or are you going to spiral back into the fandom with a bang
I have chlamydia.
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
"I’ve never dated a lesbian but I’ve always wanted to"
You’re a man
Why?????would?????a lesbian?????ever wanna date you????
Do you even know what a lesbian is???
What kind of response to “sorry I’m not interested, I’m a lesbian” is this????
My cousin once got angry and insulted when I told him a lesbian couple wouldn’t want a threesome with him.
try to watch this without smiling, i dare you.
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back
"I think we talk too much!”
"Next time you’re going through something like this, you have to be honest with me."